your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

(Source: apelsin-ka)

iamup2n0good:

artisticfanatic:

I will delete every social network except tumblr

Eventually..

cosmicspread:

my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate

itsthelesbiana:

I have never been this sexually attracted to another person in my entire fucking life..

youngblackandvegan:

my mommy taught me to live within my means

and save

save up a little from your paycheck every pay period

and save up them sick days

and once a year go on some extravagant vacation

the epitome of work now play later

i want to grow up to be as fiscally responsible as she is